Your name? Why would you know that? Ninja's abandon their names when they become ninjas. They even hide it from themselves, so well that even they can't remember. This is common knowledge after all.
You take a second to look around the room. This is your ninja training room, where you practice all your amazing skills for the day when you will put them to good use. It's very traditionally Japanese, as are all things that are true ninja.
Huh, there seems to be something leaking from the screen door. It's red and drippy. You wonder what it is...
What do you think the most ninja appropriate course of action would be?
You take a second to look around the room. This is your ninja training room, where you practice all your amazing skills for the day when you will put them to good use. It's very traditionally Japanese, as are all things that are true ninja.
Huh, there seems to be something leaking from the screen door. It's red and drippy. You wonder what it is...
What do you think the most ninja appropriate course of action would be?
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Cleary it is grog and you must drink it!
ReplyDeleteAbandon the scene. Can't be seen by whomever comes to investigate.
ReplyDeleteUse your super ninja eyes to stare through the paper wall and see who is impaled on the end of the katana!
ReplyDeleteAh, your mothers dreadful cooking skills, has she stabbed a raw steak through the wall? Perhaps spilled her red wine and decided to stab the offending stain?
ReplyDeleteTHIS CALLS FOR A DARING QUEST TO THE KITCHEN.
You are a ninja. It appears someone has been killed. This means either your mission is complete or someone has beaten you to it. This also means the next course of action is to not be here. No one must know when you were here, only that the mission is complete.
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