Your name? Why would you know that? Ninja's abandon their names when they become ninjas. They even hide it from themselves, so well that even they can't remember. This is common knowledge after all.
You take a second to look around the room. This is your ninja training room, where you practice all your amazing skills for the day when you will put them to good use. It's very traditionally Japanese, as are all things that are true ninja.
Huh, there seems to be something leaking from the screen door. It's red and drippy. You wonder what it is...
What do you think the most ninja appropriate course of action would be?
You take a second to look around the room. This is your ninja training room, where you practice all your amazing skills for the day when you will put them to good use. It's very traditionally Japanese, as are all things that are true ninja.
Huh, there seems to be something leaking from the screen door. It's red and drippy. You wonder what it is...
What do you think the most ninja appropriate course of action would be?