Konnichiwa. You are a most honorable ninja, a warrior of the shadows, here to sneak, stalk, and kill many unsuspecting victims. Lets not forget the pirates either; you hate those sons of bitches! You haven't murdered many of them yet, but soon pirates everywhere will know to fear the name of...
...huh, you seem to have forgotten your name. Now what was it again....
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ENTER A NAME HERE: JON
ReplyDeleteWhy would Ninjas have names? Nobody sees them anyway.
ReplyDeleteGrass That Flutters With The Butterflies thinks to himself: My name... what can it be?
ReplyDeleteTrue Ninja have no identity, unlike those multicolored, loud-mouthed element-based animated freaks you see on television.
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