Comic 6

Hmmm...this stuff on your eye? Could it perhaps be...Grog? Should you taste it and find out?

That is the single stupidest thing you've ever thought of. Who would be dumb enough to think that would be a good idea?

Eager to get the parrot's "buried treasure" out of your eye, you reach for the map behind you. A piece of it seems to have shaken loose. You wipe your eye clean and set the map back in place. In fact, it's sticking to the wall better than ever now.

You decide to take a close look at the map. It's supposedly a map of the world, or so that map maker back in Port Swindleton claimed. What a nice port town that was, with so many friendly honest merchants. How could you not spend all your money in a place like that?

While you're supposed to have kept track of your progress with the map, you've been much too distracted with pirate business to do something so trivial. Instead, you've been using it to doodle about your adventures. Or maybe they're what you wish were your adventures. You're usually too drunk to tell the difference.