NO!! The Grog! You won't give up yet! Desperate, you drop to the floor, trying to lick just a few drops before it seeps into the wood. Sadly, you've fallen just a little short. Curse your luck! If only you had a pair of arms to just push you forward a little bit...The last of the grog falls through the cracks in the floor, leaving only a large stain mark.
An anger begins to build in your gut, the type of anger that can only come from a pirate being unexpectedly and incurably sober. Like a cabin boy in front of a lit cannon, you spring to your feet, grabbing the novelty mug from the table, ready to cut down your enemy.Hey, you found an arm.
But there's no time to wonder about this now. The squawker must pay for what it did! Now where did that noise come from...
Land ho! Or parrot ho, as the case may be. The feathery brigand sits in the corner, smirking at you from the safety of his cage.
"NEVERMORE."
What did it just say? Did you hear that right?
"NEVERMORE."
The parrot seems to be a bit confused.
"NEVERMORE."
Clearly, the bird has gone mad. And the blasted creature made you spill your grog. According to the pirate code, this makes you well within your rights to seek vengeance. Or drink some grog. You know, if you had any.
Regardless, something must be done.
"NEVERMORE."
What did it just say? Did you hear that right?
"NEVERMORE."
The parrot seems to be a bit confused.
"NEVERMORE."
Clearly, the bird has gone mad. And the blasted creature made you spill your grog. According to the pirate code, this makes you well within your rights to seek vengeance. Or drink some grog. You know, if you had any.
Regardless, something must be done.
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Bird doesn't have your grog! And hacking through that pesky cage won't get grog.
ReplyDeleteMaybe crew has grog!
The bird is clearly covering its tracks... It must pay.
ReplyDelete-Suddenly, the door opens. Deckhand Poe bursts in yelling about his missing bird.-
Hey, a treasure map on the wall. Maybe hidden supplies of Grog lay in its directions? Or... behind the map?!
-Tim
That parrot owes you grog!! Make it go fetch some from the galley.
ReplyDeleteThe obvious next step is simple enough.
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NOBODY EXPECTS THE SPANISH INQUISITION!
The pirate opens the cage to take his vengance on the bird but the bird is too quck for him. The bird poops in his eyes and flys away cackeling maniacally.
ReplyDeleteWhat is that line behind your head the the first panel?
ReplyDeleteIs... is that a shark fin? Are you some sort of horrifying but awesome half shark pirate man?
Is he trying to signal you? Are you late for the 'poe'try competition?
ReplyDelete-Katie
Clearly you need to look at that map that was ust skewed on the wall. It tells you something about your mission. Then follow in the general direction of the bird to find others that can refresh your memory.
ReplyDelete- Melissa M.